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After you, my love, my only prize

Would be a bullet between my eyes

Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your sister

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face

I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by

but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,

If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

Look at those eyes, look at that face,

good God, someone, hand me my mace!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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