Funny Couplets After you, my love, my only prize Would be a bullet between my eyes Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your sister Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! Every time I see your face I wish I were in outer space I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt, If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to...